Costume.

Blonde hairspray, Walgreens. (Boy did it smell foul.)

Trenchcoat, Steve’s.

Short-sleeved button-down and sweater vest, estate sale.

Snowy, née Ike from Dear Mrs. LaRue, Goodwill. Coloring doctored with an entire bottle of Krylon flat white spray paint, Hankins Hardware.

Not visible in photo, but vital:

Plus fours, actually Canadian wool army pants buttoned at the knee, army-navy store.

White socks, several-year-old brown unisex Fluevogs: model’s own.

I make a very worried Tintin. Clearly there were nefarious goings-on going on.

And finally: double Tintin, all the way. (What does it meeeeeeeeaaaaaaan?)