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Evidence

The previous renter of the Hyundai Sonata I am currently driving is connected with NASCAR. I know this because I found a Rooming List for the NASCAR Craftsman Truck series in the glove compartment. My favorite first name on the list: Freager.

Only two sets of roommates (of around fifty) requested smoking rooms.

Two gentlemen listed their roommates as “TBA.”

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  • Jeff
    June 1, 2007 at 9:34 pm

    I like this name. I think “Freager the Fregan” sounds like a great name for a character in something. Maybe some ersatz Louie-the-Lifeguard commercial-thing that’s supposed to teach kids useful things like brush your teeth regularly, or sitting around watching TV makes you fat, or, um, how to subsist on the refuse of capitalism.