Ok kiplet…
Five things most people don’t know about me:
1. I was fired from an ethnic clothing store for a. being insufficiently pushy as a salesperson and b. not helping the owner look for some hash she’d misplaced.
2. I briefly worked for the University of Michigan Physics Department, preparing materials for experiments.
3. Reading a Robert Heinlein short story (“The Tale of the Twins Who Weren’t”) got me my highest grade in high school biology.
4. Both my mother and my aunt are natural redheads, and I’ve always resented that I’m not.
5. I said some truly dumbass things on Michigan’s Confer system in the early 1990s.