A friend of mine asks these questions often in the course of her job:
Will you be doing anything athletic?
Are you likely to perspire?
Do you need to be comfortable?
Are you going for sexy, silly, or ironic?
Oil based or water?
Guess what she does for a living.
alisgray
June 18, 2006 at 11:13 pm…sells wigs?
dculver
June 18, 2006 at 11:45 pmmake-up artist
literaticat
June 19, 2006 at 12:21 amLingerie sales?
Body painter?
Knitter of jaunty Penis Cozies?
janeandsimple
June 19, 2006 at 12:24 ami’m torn between clothing designer and portrait painter, but is that last even an occupation? i figure i’m wrong on both counts and she actually, i don’t know, works in a bike shop or something.
sdn
June 19, 2006 at 3:11 amsomething to do with body paint.
kenllama
June 19, 2006 at 4:44 ambut for question #4, I’d have said massage therapist.
taking #4 into account, I’ll have to go with hair stylist.
iliketea
June 19, 2006 at 6:25 amFace-painter?
night__flower
June 19, 2006 at 8:22 ama painter of some kind
thisisnotanlj
June 19, 2006 at 9:41 amSome people have gotten elements of it, but no one’s got it exactly., here is a hint: you know her.
anonymous
June 19, 2006 at 11:14 amIs she a professional clown face designer?
jactitation
June 19, 2006 at 1:03 pmCosmetologist?
niemandsmeisje
June 23, 2006 at 2:41 ama caricaturist (if that’s how they call it)?
nerdpony
June 26, 2006 at 1:39 pmShe sells perfumes?
nerdpony
June 26, 2006 at 1:40 pm…or sex toys.